Funny Videos » Funny Jokes http://thefunnycommercials.com Funny Commercials- Funny TV Ads Jokes and Videos Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:06:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 en hourly 1 Police Deptartment http://thefunnycommercials.com/funny-jokes/police-deptartment/ http://thefunnycommercials.com/funny-jokes/police-deptartment/#comments Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:29:46 +0000 admin http://thefunnycommercials.com/funny-jokes/police-deptartment/ A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:

Officer: What’s 2 + 2?

Blonde: Ummm… 4!

Officer: What’s the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummm… 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummm… I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

The blonde replies excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”

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- Waiter, two hundred of vodka for each!
- Immediately!
After a couple of minutes:
- Waiter, another two hundred of vodka!
- Immediately!
- After one minute:
- Waiter!
- I know, I know! Another two hundred.
- No, no, only two hundred for me. My colleague is with the car.

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WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on face) “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I’ve asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer.”

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A whiney bitch with a yeast infection…

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]]> http://thefunnycommercials.com/funny-jokes/rowing-your-boat/feed/ 0 Shortage of Parachutes http://thefunnycommercials.com/funny-jokes/shortage-of-parachutes/ http://thefunnycommercials.com/funny-jokes/shortage-of-parachutes/#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:01:25 +0000 admin http://thefunnycommercials.com/funny-jokes/shortage-of-parachutes/ A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped.The pope told the brunette to take the last one.The brunette said, “There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!”

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