A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:
Officer: Whatâ€™s 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummmâ€¦ 4!
Officer: Whatâ€™s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmâ€¦ 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmâ€¦ I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
The blonde replies excitedly, â€œNot only did I get the job, Iâ€™m already working on a murder case!â€
Two Russians enter into a bar. One of them orders:
- Waiter, two hundred of vodka for each!
After a couple of minutes:
- Waiter, another two hundred of vodka!
- After one minute:
- I know, I know! Another two hundred.
- No, no, only two hundred for me. My colleague is with the car.
BLONDE: â€œExcuse me, what time is it right now?â€
WOMAN: â€œItâ€™s 11:25PM.â€BLONDE: (confused look on face) â€œYou know, itâ€™s the weirdest thing, Iâ€™ve asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer.â€
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genieâ€™s lamp.After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, â€œI will grant three wishes, one for each of you.â€The first said, â€œI wish I were smarter.â€So, she became a redhead.The second blonde said, â€œI wish I were smarter than she is.â€She became a brunette.The third blond ordered, â€œI wish I were smarter than both of them!â€So, she became a man.
What do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??
A whiney bitch with a yeast infection…
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blonde turned to her friend and said â€œYou know – itâ€™s blondes like that that give us a bad name!â€To this, the other blonde replies â€œI know it, and if I knew how to swim, Iâ€™d go out there and drown her.â€keep looking »